If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
when the person you hate tries to talk to you
I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
I just like this pho-
The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.