caloriq:

12 year olds are having sex and i can’t even order in mcdonalds without panicking

friendzonked:

don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it

Child: mom... Dad... Im... Im.
Mom: yes child? You can tell us anyhting and we will support you
Child: im, im a furry! Im a furry and proud!!
Mom: what the fkuc
Dad: get out of my fcuigkn house u fucgin furry

lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*